“At this point I’m willing to chop myself into bits and fit myself through the window.”
Jackson + problem solving
smoaking canary in “time of death” (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
"What are you doing?"
"What am I doing? I’m doing the laundry."
I honestly hope Leonardo DiCaprio wins an Oscar so I won’t have to see 50 derivations of the same stupid ass post for the next year.